SEXUAL HEALING

Masturbating around people is fun, but it can have an overall negative influence on your personality. For example, you go to a movie and you're all alone in the back row. You begin stroking yourself, and all of a sudden a terrifying wave of paranoia rushes over you. Frantically looking around, you pay attention to every little thing people movement because you're worried they might catch on to your horrible agenda.A girl in the row in front "Look at that flower," to her girlfriend. You hear that and think, "Flower? Pedal? Hole? Moist? Wet?
Does she know? Holy shit!" Panicking, you quickly cover up and look around the bus for hidden cameras and mirrors. See what I mean? You have to be confident. Even if people do catch on that you're stroking, you must maintain control and stay calm. One time I was at work, bored so I put my legs up on my desk and furiously stroke myself. Everything was going great until I lost control and began moaning loudly. At that point, somebody opened my office door and stared at me. I shouted, "It's alright, I'm just getting rid of some stress. It’s just so happens that my stress was in my panties." I so I left work early that Friday afternoon and went straight into the confession booth to finish the job but the priest was in there. I said to him, "Father, yes, I have sinned. In fact, I am sinning right now... and my sin is getting all over the darn booth. Do you have a Kleenex by any chance?" Have you ever got horney during class? You're sitting in law lecture right after lunch and you have that hot sexy fit Prof. with a cute tight firm butt. He's up talking about Quantum Meruit and all I can think is "Man I'd like to bone him in the Janitor's closet." You start thinking, "Maybe if I just touched myself a little, other students won't notice." As your hand gets close to your goodies, you think, "What if I really do it? What if I actually stroke myself during class?" That triggers another thought, "Even if I don't get caught, will g-d punish me? Are angels watching? Will I go to hell?" Just when my I begin squeezing my thighs together and grinding my ass on my chair, the teacher calls on me to give my presentation. When you stand up, a cool breeze whips your butterfly. You hesitate for a moment because something doesn't seem right. You look down and my g-d flow of heaven was running down my leg. You're sitting on a plane with your parents while that hot pilot you saw on your way in to your seat gets on the intercom and you close your eyes imaging him speaking to your crotch. So you get up, run to that little bathroom to get busy. Meanwhile, you got that asshole outside knocking on the door saying, "Hey, my kid is in trouble here, could you please hurry? "A half an hour later, the stewardess comes and knocks on the bathroom door. She says,” Excuse me maam , we're landing shortly, I'm going to have to ask you to return to your seat." It's hard to stop once you're in the moment, and here you are being asked to go back when you still got another ten minutes to go. You return to your seat and continue without even pulling up your panties all the way up. Everyone on the plane is listening to you moaning like a bitch in heat and meanwhile, your parents don't know what the hell is going on. The captain comes out screaming. You look at him and say, "I'm sitting with my seatbelt on. I'm not smoking. I have no electronic appliances turned on. I don't see any 'no masturbation' signs. What's the problem, Captain? "Have you ever masturbated in a public restroom? That's scary stuff. You walk in, lock the door, and at first it feels like you're home free until you pull up your skirt and tug at your panties nearly ripping them to shreds. At the point you start suspecting all kinds of crazy things. First you think people are watching from the vent and laughing at you, and then you see small holes in the wall that could contain hidden cameras. Suddenly you feel extremely guilty and embarrassed. You even start suspecting that the mirror is the one-way kind in interrogation rooms. I gotta tell you, it's all true. From now on, when you masturbate in public, just keep in mind that people are probably watching and it's a good chance that your parents will find out. Hell, do it anyway. It's not like there's anything anyone is going to do about it. Everybody masturbates. Even your parents do it occasionally. Just go look in your mom's "secret" drawer. Every mom’s has a secret drawer where she keeps her bible, will, and vibrator. You know what I'm talking about. Even guy do it, a lot of them will claim, "No, only 80% of females masturbate." Crock of S*&t!