My Contribution....

To be a famous scientist, one needs a catchy equation or theory associated with their name. When you think "Einstein", you say "E=MC squared" That's what makes him so famous. Newton is well-known for stating the extremely poetic phrase, "For every action, there is an equal or opposite reaction." Plus, he was named after a cookie.

With these thoughts in mind, I spent a few weeks drawing nothing but blanks. At first I thought about changing my name from Jasmine to Flower, but that didn't fly with my mom. Then, one magical night as I was boning my former, it dawned on me that nobody truly understood the mathematics involved with sex. I thought it was absurd that the two coolest things on the planet hadn't been linked together yet. "Hmm," I thought, "Being both a sex goddess and a math guru, finding that connection should be easy for me."
And it was. I threw him off, grabbed a pen, and wrote this formula down on his butt cheek:

There you have it: sex equals fun. Damn, I'm a genius. I should get a full ride scholarship to Harvard. That, or the Playgirl Mansion, either one is okay with me. Actually, I'd probably go with Playgirl if they both offered at the same time, but Harvard would be alright too. Do they actually have a Playgirl Mansion? They must…