This is Chess not Checkers...And the USA are better Players

Until recently Thailand appeared to want to stay at arms length and separate itself from the decision, to be neutral and let the U.S. and Russia settle the case amongst themselves. However, as the extradition court date nears, Thai Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva, according to the Associated Press, said weeks ago that “he will have the final say in the politically sensitive extradition of alleged Russian arms smuggler Viktor Bout to the United States, noting that one side is bound to be disappointed.”

Abhisit also stated that, “Washington had expected a more rapid extradition but the case spurred a diplomatic tug-of-war with Moscow that led to long delay;Not pressure from the Rssian government.
The question was never about whether or not Viktor Bout would be extradited? It was more a question of when. Last week I read an interesting piece on Bout. It was a Fox News articled titled, ‘Merchant of Death’ Viktor Bout Will Never Be Extradited to U.S., Expert Says, written by Ed Barnes. A lawyer named Robert Amsterdam, who is deeply involved in both Russian and Thai politics, is the expert that Barnes refers to in the article. Amsterdam is quoted as stating that the extradition, “isn’t going to happen.” Well newsflash it happened....

He then refers to this case as “the last great spy battle of the Cold War, which pitted Russians looking to keep Bout’s secrets away from the Americans against the Americans who are seeking to shut down the vast illegal arms network he allegedly created and force him to reveal some of the Kremlin’s darkest secrets.”

Viktor Bout...Lord of War, Merchant of Death

Pouporri of global scum does not even begin to scratch the surface. Fucking scum bag. Fucking sellout.Human filth. Russian Pig. I really hope that rats in  prison eat you alive.

This is his wife Mrs. Bout who claims her beloved shitbag husband is not being treated well in prison by the authorities. In all due respect lady...Go fuck yourself bitch. Your husband is being treated the way he should be treated, like the beast that he is.FU both...bo ho ho

It's time to unpack your priviledged napsack, the gig is up.

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Parlez vous français?

Last year I went to France and I learned some valuable wisdom for the next time I take a vacation there. Which I already have scheduled in my calendar. I'm going to revisit Paris just as soon as another fascist dictator invades them and I'm drafted by the Canadian (Peacekeepers) military to go save their precious little stain of a culture. So I booked a flight for 2015.
1. Bring Canadian food or whatever country you are travelling from.

Pack your bags with plenty of hardy food. No matter where you go to eat in Paris, you will pay $29 for two bites of pasta and an eye dropper of tea.

The entire time I was in Paris, I was never once full. I walked around the city eating every chance I could get, and never came close to feeling satisfied. I felt like a starving artist. Except I don't do art, so I was basically just starving.

Here is a typical French person's daily diet-

Breakfast: A croissant flake covered in sugar and butter

Lunch: Dust particles in the air

Snack: An arrogance pill

Dinner: Red wine and two bites of pasta

Snack: An arrogance pill

Have you ever noticed that France has no traditional food? You never hear, "Let's eat French tonight." That's mostly because the French steal cuisine from other cultures. Then they boil it down to almost nothing, and pour on fat and sugar. And also because there really just isn't that much food in France. Every time they export a piece of cheese, three of them starve to death. Saying, "Honey, let's eat French food tonight" is basically saying, "Honey, let's fast tonight. And talk pompously in our shitty incoherent language while we wash our expensive clothing on our rib cages."

3. Bring the nicest clothing you own.

The poorest people in Paris were wearing jackets that cost more than my entire vacation. I saw homeless people sleeping in alleys holding signs that said, "Stranded with unmatching cufflinks. Please help." I felt sorry for one and gave him some change. He gave it back and said, "Sorry, only accept check or credit." These people are crazy and insane and stupid, I don't get it.

2. Bring ego repellant

All stereotypes about French being snobs are true. There's no way around it.

Nobody in France showed any kind of niceness or warmth. They wouldn't even give me the time of day. " Quelle heure veuillez être il?" I would ask. In French, that means, "What time is it you stupid French bastard fucker ass?" And they treated me like shit.

Fuck everything about the French attitude and culture.

4. Bring a history book.

Don't bring a translation book. Bring a history book. The only thing you need to be able to say in French is, "World war 2, fucker."

Whenever you need something from them, open your book and flip to the part where France surrenders like little girls and the US comes to save them. And they bow like ninny bitches. And when Hitler asked who wanted to get fucked the French were first in line. They bent over and took it right up the ass. Pow! Plunge! That's why Paris is so known world-wide for their white wine. By the fifties, they had surrendered so much that they ran out of white fabric and had to start holding up their glasses of wine instead. That's also where "cheer-sing" came from. During an invasion, they would proudly hold up their white wine in the air and say, "I'd like to propose that we're toast."

5. Fuck Paris.

It is a shit hole. Everything negative you hear about it is true. It is a gloomy, expensive, pompous, miserable country, and of all the places I've been in the world, I'd sooner revisit my own asshole. Plus it’s a nice looking one and it’s free.

1. The #1 thing you should bring to Paris is a plane ticket that says "Amsterdam" instead of "Paris."

Go to Amsterdam instead. Not for the weed or prostitutes, but for the amazing culture and beautiful scenery. Just kidding, go there for the weed and prostitutes. And if you're stumbling around the market place overdosing on ecstasy with AIDs and gonorrhea, at least people around will have the decency to tell you what time it is. Shhhhhhhh... you didn't hear it here.

What I want for my Birthday

1) Courtney Love to spontaneously combust- I don’t know the physics behind it or how it is possible but someone out there smarter than I am will. Maybe you have to give her like thirty alka-seltzers or something. Perhaps mix pop rocks with Pepsi, I don’t know but I want this to happen. Additional points if she covers a camera crew from TMZ in blood and gives them HIV so I don’t have to watch their crappy guerilla interviews anymore.